Entry 2 - Groundhog Day

February 2, 2026

Hey guys! That stupid ass groundhog says there's 6 more weeks of summer... SUCKS! I can't take any more of this dreary weather but maybe that's the BPA stress talking. Speaking of, the state conference is on Thursday. I'm not fully confident in my presentation abilities but also I have so much on my plate that I'll vomit if I eat any more.

Tomorrow during 6th period I have the first part of my Calculus test (Test #2 of 3, for the whole year) and honestly I am hanging on by a thread. It's to the point where on the practice assignments we get there isn't even an option to see an example explained to you because they don't even know how to solve it themselves! Just imagine you took every piece of information you vaguely remember from geometry, placed it in a sterilized petri dish, and injected KRAZY person serum into it and VOILA! You now have the rules for finding the derivative of Cotangent. Looking at the chart makes me feel like I got laced at an underground club.

That's much too much about math. Right now I am watching Drew Gooden and popping Jolly Ranchers into my mouth like I would imagine an old lady would with those awful awful cinnamon candies they have at the worst doctor's offices. Although I wish I didn't get the "Tropical" variation, because the lime and fruit punch flavors are less than favorable. I need to figure out what I'm going to make for dinner this Thursday, but I'm thinking I'll make chicken alfredo! My mouth is watering thinking about it... YUM! I should really go to bed soon. Below is a picture of Bella's (my lovely girlfriend) kitten, Juno. Goodnight!


~ Lane, 9:41 P.M.